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News : The first ever Public Sermon of the Battle Pope

By on September 3, 2011

Sydney swing grinders Battle Pope are hitting the live scene for the first time next weekend. Saturday Sept 10th will see the band hit Newtown’s King Street as part of the Sydney Fringe Festival, with a show at 2:30pm underneath the “I have a dream” mural. And on Sept 11th, they’ll join Hira Hira and Queensland’s Idylls at Yours & Owls in Wollongong for some Sunday afternoon partying.

And don’t forget, you can grab their short but sweet debut EP over at Bandcamp for free (or a donation, if you dig what you hear).

Holy words from the well-hung Battle Pope himself:

“This be the first public sermon of the Battle Pope and his Holy Trinity of Bitches, of Dicks and of Gonorrhea. Battle Pope is here to give the devil two black eyes. Now if you want to escape eternal damnation you’d better listen up to Battle Pope. You’d better get your dicks out, you better get your wallet out, you better get your bitches out and you’d better be ready for salvation through Battle Pope.

Battle Pope is gonna rescue yah – WITH HIS DICK.
Battle Pope is gonna CLEANSE yah – WITH HIS DICK.

Battle Pope is nothin’ but a BIG DICK.

SENDETH YOU TO HOLY LAND.
SENDETH YOU TO THE FUNKY LAND.
SENDETH YOU TO WHERE THE DICK REIGNS SUPREME.

AMEN MUTHAFUCKA!”

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